'If you feel down and you put on a tiara or a cute sparkly headband, it like totally brightens up your day,' noted the heiress. How true. You really are a philosopher, Paris. The new Alain de Botton. Trouble is, I left my headband behind today and tiaras are just soooo 2007.
So on the day when the stats finally acknowledge that we’re in recession, let’s leap from the ridiculous world of Paris to the sublime one of TS Eliot, who wrote: 'Humankind cannot bear very much reality'. I certainly felt I’d consumed enough reality this week when I read two FT pieces online in quick succession. The first was a thorough rubbishing of Uk plc from investor Jim Rogers. The second was a massive outpouring from the human word-machine Prof Willem Buiter of the LSE, a rising star of the recession and the leading horseman of the Apocalypse. Reading the twin opinions left one with the ineluctable impression that the UK is a totally-crocked Iceland-on-Thames, and we may as well all give up and go home now. At the end of a long day, they were a cruel double blow – a rabbit-punch to the kidney and a haymaker straight into the solar plexus. I felt so humiliated and dissed that I wanted to go out and lamp an investment banker.
Firstly, I really hope they are wrong. Secondly, I think they might be wrong but I really don’t know. But thirdly, things are now getting so bad that we are in serious danger of talking ourselves into the abyss. Maybe careless talk can cost lives – three crash-related suicides, by the last count.
Comment is, of course, free in any democracy. We can yak and yak, and blog and blog to our hearts' content - as long as we don’t invade the privacy of celebs like Paris and get those charmers from libel lawyers Carter-Ruck with their outrageous contingency fee agreements onto our backs. No, that’s far too serious an area for freedom of expression.
We also wouldn’t want to follow the example of South Korea, where a 30-year-old blogger called Park Dae-sung is facing trial for being 'too pessimistic' in his financial forecasts. Mr Dae-sung became a household name for his accurate forecasts of sharp falls in Korea’s won currency, declines in the Seoul stock market and Lehman Brothers going belly-up. He faces up to five years in prison if found guilty of violating 'communication laws'.
But we do need to watch it. It may be bad, but it ain’t Armaggeddon.
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